Matilda

Bruce Bogtrotter eating chocolate cake with the school egging him on.
Matilda,a brilliant girl able to multiply large numbers in her head.
An evil javelin throwing grotesque aunt.
The newt incident.
Amanda's pigtails.
The speedboat salesmen.
The packages.
And of course Matilda loves books.
Miss Honey: Do you like to read Matilda?
Matilda: I love to read ,Miss Honey.


Well no wonder I saw Matilda for the umpteenth time.

My parents : You're watching Matilda! Stop being juvenile for gods sake you're 23.

Me: (Pretending to read the newspaper) Oh please it was just on and by the way I am reading the paper are'nt I.

Juvenile... sadly I will always be that.