There once was a soldier who cracked some jokes,
That were funny but made people choke
The "heindlich" brand of humor was born
It involved choking laughter
The heindlich brand did a lot of damage
That caused a war and lots of carnage
Many a man choked in mirth
To be gender unbiased so did many women
The women swooned at the soldiers feet,
He made them laugh and charmed them sweet
But his shoes were not polished
,his feet smelled
They choked again ,in mirth and due to stink
Did his feet smell ,did his shoes stink?Maybe it was the skunk he washed at his sink?
Skunk stinking shoes near sink
he could choke u with tongue twisters to
tongue twisters he espoused to all around,
who got tangled in a web of words profound
A humorous smelly unpolished tongue twister,
A serial killer more sinister den jack 'the ripper'
A soldier? a killer ? I tend not to agree
A person of such charm and humour for all to see
Of course you don't ,you are enchanted too
Serial I said ,not cereal ,kellogs to be precise
A serial cereal eater I presume,
Who had his fill of the kegs of Kelloggs he consumed
elementary poetess in crime
he made them laugh over the kegs they were consuming,
they choked, fell,but no respite
For they fell at feet exuding smells undefined
So this poetess concludes this for all,that the soldier was a chap who used his humour as his weapon of choice
To weaken the hearts of all and sundry
And specially those women he met who were many
A poetic conversation between a certain NK and me.
A freewheeling nonsense poem where each of us had to come up with replies to each others lines.
A game you should try sometime.
